#( no problem! :) )

[dunmeshistash]

I've had the discussion about on my mind for a while and it's made me start to believe that the Canaries, like many real world criminals, were involved in crimes but were given unfair punishment because the involvement is never specified and that's on purpose. Lycion and Cithis have life sentences, but Lycion's time in the fighting pit was done in a dungeon and dungeons closely monitored by Canaries. It's possible he was scooped up by someone who noticed his potential as a Canary after Utaya thinned the ranks so much.

Cithis may have murdered in self defense, which is still murder, but it shouldn't give her a life sentence. But if they noticed her magic specialty, the Dungeon Investigation Unit leadership may have decided she's useful and drummed up her charges to pull her in.

Fleki? Having drugs is legal for spell casters, especially familiar uses. But Fleki was arrested for position of ancieny artifacts. What for? She's shown no interest in ancient artifacts. Did she have it by accident. Did someone plant it on her because they noticed her capability with a familiar was better than others?

With Otta, it's entirely possible her human trafficking charge was because she was trafficked, not because she DID trafficking. This happens in real life. Equally, she may have been charged with human trafficking for helping people who the Elf Queen and their government wasn't fond of get out of the country.

I'm not going to say their hands are clean of any sin, but given how the long-lived races also have a lot of practices that convey real life imperialist governments, it's easy to see where there's room for interpretation.

In real life modern California in the U.S., incarcerated people are forcefully volunteered to fight wildfires on the ground at the risk of their lives because there's not enough firefighters as is to cover what's necessary. It's possible the Canaries are are in a similar situation.

This isn't meant to be argumentive or anything, but I think it's neat that even with all the solid details and interesting things laid out, Ryoko Kui was able to still able to leave things vague enough for interpretation. If anything, I should thank you for giving me more interesting ways to look at what material we've been provided.

Fleki was selling the ancient artifacts but yeah I don't doubt they have been unfairly put in this situation, several times they talk about how understaffed the Canaries are and how they always need more prisoners, Fleki might not have a life sentence but she basically does since her sentence is so long she'll be dead of very old when it's over and all she did was sell it.

[angelsanarchy]

I was tagged by @attaboylew

no cheating: you're starring in a movie with the last person saved in your camera roll and the last song you listened to is the title. who/what is it?

(Thank god I have a ass ton of caps of this man on my phone)

Tagging: @thetenthdoctorscompanion @icarus-star @svgarcaine @forever-not-gonna-sink @roryculkinsgf @romanroyapoligist @444rockstargf

[sleeping-diary-the-fic]

Sleeping diary (a pink aftermare story)

Chapter 6:  I candy-cane do it, no problem!

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The sun shined through the branches, weaving light patterns into the fabric of the blanket. Berlingot’s eyes followed the moving curves of the pierced shadow from his spot, curled up around two cushions.

He spent a while talking with Orchid about their experiments results before sleeping and now exhaustion clinged to him.

Getting up seemed like an impossible task.

Marianne left long before he woke and he considered waiting for him in this very position. Hopefully, his brother would come around midday and he wouldn’t be left to rot until night.

A leaf twirled by and continued dancing further down the hill, under the authoritarian fingers of the wind.

His left foot twitched.

Or.

He could attempt to contact Orchid again, maybe try to coax out some answers out of the stranger ? Stranger was certainly the word… The faceless words weren’t giving him much to work with but the more they conversed, the more oddities kept piling up.

Who was Orchid ? What was Orchid ? Where was Orchid ? What was hiding Orchid ? 

Many questions without answers, yet.

He took the time to do Orchid’s experiments, surely it was only fair he got to experiment some as well.

On these thoughts, Berlingot stretched his body until his fingers brushed against the diary’s cover and turned around to get in a position better suited to write.

A few pages were turned and he settled to start a new discussion.

With what pen ? 

Grumbling, the guardian removed a shoe and felt the ground with his toes until he bumped against his pen and, in a very swift way if he dared to say, made it jump right into his hand.

With the pen successfully retrieved, he concentrated once again on his task. : see what he could gather about his pen pal without getting a "don’t worry ‘bout it" in answer to his inquiries.

"Hi there ! Would you like to play a game ?"

The answer was startling fast.

"What do you have in mind ?"

Berlingot thumped his legs against the ground, relishing in the feeling of the fluff parts of his pants hitting the surface. That was going to be fun !

"What about 21 questions ?"

"21 ? Isn’t it "20 questions" usually ?"

"Not this version."

"What are the rules… ?"

"We ask a question turn by turn and if you don’t want to answer, you have a penalty!"

"What ‘bout the 21st ???"

"The one who answered the most gets to choose the last but we both need to answer it."

"Uh."

"Is that a « yes, absolutely, it’s a fantastic idea » or a «when are we starting this awesome game ?"

He, for sure, was glad the other could not see how big he was smiling at the idea of playing this game with someone (other than Marianne).

"I… guess I don’t have anything betta to do ?"

"Betta ?"

"Better. Also didn’t we already kinda did that already… I mean asking and answering questions of each other."

"It is not the same, this is a game !"

And before anything else could be added, he furiously scribbled again.

"I’m starting ! It is my game after all. No lying and cheating obviously.

1-You mentioned a brother, what is his name ?"

"Pass."

Berlingot frowned, was that that hard of a question ? Oh, well.

"Starting from now, you are banned from using the first person, you must only talk using the 3rd singular !"

He giggled, how proud of this one he was !

"He doesn’t like it but he will obey his majesty’s rules."

So it was a he ! Progress !

"2- Orchid would like to know what time it is for you ?"

Why would he ask that ? His hand twisted and made the pen a few times before he stared at the sun and answered.

"Midday will be here in less than two hours, I think. 

3-Are you a furry monster ?"

"Quite the contrary, I don he doesn’t even have skin on his bones. However this monster has a funny bone !"

So he was a monster, a bony one ? Or was that an exaggeration ? How were the odds there were close in appearance if not in nature.

"4-Why the name Berlingot ? Is it your birth name or did you choose ?"

Berlingot’s tip of his thumb gripped the paper hard enough to break.

"I will pass this one."

"Time to write with your other hand !"

A small doodle of what he thought was a smiley face was added to the words. Just a circle with two dots and a curve and a small inverted v in the middle. It was a skeleton face!

Berlingot absent-mindely switched writing hand as the gears turned fast.

"What a pity I’m ambidextrous, isn’t it ?"

And that was the truth ! He only wrote slightly less well on the right side.

"Shucks"

"I will not ask what you meant, I think I got the gist of it. 5-Do you have a favorite color ?"

"I do. AH ! Gotcha."

"Well played but you forgot your penalty, dear companion."

And he traced a small face next to it, winking.

" …He does. 6-Are you a skeleton monster as well ?"

So he guessed right, Orchid was a skeleton monster. He idly wondered about if the fact he was a guardian spirit and the other was a monster gave them clear distinctive appearance features. Skeleton monsters were rare and none were living in the village so far. His thoughts turned and curled for a minute before he answered.

"That is a half-yes, here."

"How could it be half ? Which half ? It was a very yes or no question ? Tell him."

"I am skeleton-shaped, at least. However, sir, that is no longer your turn ! 7-Are orchids your favorite flowers ?"

"You lost him there but he will leave that alone for a moment. Yes and no, he does like them a lot but he will always keep a certain fondness for echo flowers, especially the few mutated ones who echoe weirdly or are a shade darker. If you find one in a patch of flowers, deems you lucky, the mutation’s causes are still a mystery and it occurs rarely."

"I do not know what echo flowers are..."

"I… see. 8-Do you have a favorite flower beside your apple’ magic ones ?"

"Maybe daisies ?"

And like the two continued their chit-chat, not many questions were avoided but it became clear that neither fully wanted to share their private life to the other. Or specifically, Orchid seemed to avoid questions on his very situation and family and Berlingot wasn’t quite eager to elaborate on some parts of his daily life as well.

The last question came as a relief, somehow.

They argued on who answered the most for a hot minute but Berlingot won the honor (as it should).

Writing the question took him longer than it would usually, given he was writing using his feet, going from right to left and switching all « r » to « w ».

"Do you want to be fwiends ?"

And to that, answered the other, carefully writing his sentence in the shape of a flower and capitalizing every word (as per his lost) :

"He Would Like To. What About You ?"

"I would not mind as well."

End of chapter 6! Go to chapter 7?

Dreamtale belongs to @/jokublog Berlingot and Orchid belong to me

@dragon-tamer-1 @shinechermont

[tirsynni]

I think delivery things should make two things easy: 1) a clear way to report your messed-up order, thus making it easy to fix or arrange a fix, and 2) a clear way to rate and tip the delivery person. It should never be a hunt and an addition of multiple steps to leave a tip!

[i-am-a-fan]

THANKS FOR THE AMINO ACIDS RAMBLE

my son gets to live another day

idk what happened but if you get two of this ask I’m sorry

i have no idea what this could possibly mean and i think that’s wonderful

[sangveram]

continued from this ask

@pointofviiew

Hanabusa wasn't ready for Kaname's words directed at him. His reaction was a look of confused shock taking a step back as if burned by the pureblood. "I…Don't know what you mean?" Unlike Zero who would have replied harshly to a question like that it only made Hanabusa show slight fear. "I haven't done something like that at all.." He recalled how cold he had acted around Kaname when younger if that is what he was referring too to then being a joking idol to the day class girls. But even Akatsuki knew that was just an act.

Perhaps he had been a little curious. He had seen Hanabusa flirt endlessly with the day class girls to the point where he even became a kind of celebrity after all. It seemed the light-hearted question had stirred Hanabusa quite a bit.

"Then I consider that a 'yes'." Kaname said, maintaining a neutral expression across his features. He didn't want to scare him, as tempting as that was. He was simply striking a harmless conversation. "The day class girls would be upset to hear this. Will you ever consider a serious relationship in the future?"

[genderoftoday]

Today's gender is stress-sending asks to your favourite blogs (thanks fam i feel better now)

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[farmhandler]

Sorry for the ominous ask, I just don't see it much cause a lot of fandom sees Kyou as a dom!! I love Tanjirou being an aggressive horny little thing hahaha

That is true, rentan as it were is much more popular for sure :') Tanjiro as the assertive one just has so much flavor! So delicious! Chef's kiss! There are plenty of us tanrens, but I think many are in hiding haha. Please check out lupinsuniverse for some amaaaazing tanrentan art!

[the-delightful-temptation]

☛ - press a finger to my muse’s lips to shut them up / either from Stella to Ozzie, or vice versa, whichever you prefer! tysm for the follow back <3

Manhandling symbol starters

After a very long, and boring royal dinner party, Asmodeus had to mingle for a while with the other blue bloods in there, the Goetia family was big and filled with important people to have good relations. Stella was one of those. 

Ozzie stood in a room with a couple of other royal blood, everyone babbling about how much money they earn or how big they mansions are, little by little they left only to leave Stella and Asmodeus on the room, talking about things the Sin didn’t really cared, but he was being polite for the sake of the conversation, until he couldn’t hold anymore. He was hungry, bored and acted on reflex, placing his finger on her beak, gently.

“Why don’t you rest those pretty lips of yours, birdy babe. I’m sure this dinner tired you out, right?”

[askfatesguardian]

@shimmeringtidepools <<Previous>>

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He must have a different Arceus... A tiny smile broke out on her face, followed by a small chuckle. It was good to see a legend with a happier personality than the ones she'd known. The last Lugia she'd seen had been... pained? She shook it off and dipped her head politely. "It's wonderful to meet you, Ryuki. I am Kreilanna. While you haven't said much to give me an opinion of your Arceus... yours is certainly more... thoughtful." A wry smile took over her old one, ears folding low in embarrassment. "Mother is... not quite so. She follows her duty for pure personal fulfillment, nothing more. I think she simply wants to be worshipped someday, though don't tell her I said such."

[cutedemon576]

IRL me: I saw you liked my "Juniper and Michael's Fight post" and wanted to say thank you.

It's no problem really! I love some drama every now and then! Also I'm a big fan of your work and your ocs!!

[roronoa-roro]

Me and my work colleagues chatting on teams w exclamation marks at the end of every msg like fucking psychopaths

[donnieisaprettyboy]

“what if kids identify with something and it ends up just being a phase-?” good. stop teaching and expecting kids (and adults honestly) to formulate permanent traits and ideas of themselves. everything in life is a phase. that doesn’t make it any less legitimate while you experience it. let people explore themselves and know it’s okay if what you think about yourself changes.

[vilea777]

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

[redr0sewrites]

@milyki

everytime i see any post that reminds me of or me or us i feel the insane urge to tag u it's actually insane sorry for tagging u in like a bazillion posts pookie💀

i am the introvert